Vp:SMS es are always misleading.
Me:No,my sms es are not fake.It reveals my feelings to you in a non
Vp:Why you choose non verbal way.It always fill my inbox.My phone
memory is only 2 MB.We are best friends and even more than
that,you know,there is no need of that.
Me:I know,but i like messaging...You know everytime i recharge my
phone i get 500 messages Free.
Vp:You are so ... (after thinking for a while) send them to a girl.Fall in
one -sided love.Feel it.Try luring a girl with sms es.
Me:I have no girl's number.
Vp:Hmmm...Okay ! I will you introduce you to a girl tomorrow in the
branch party.Ask her number.But don t give her your
number.Anyways,i don't think think she will ask for it.
Me:As you say.
After a couple of days,i and her were busy exchanging messages,cute messages,good morning messages,Miss yousms,Good evening sms,Sleep well sms es,Double meaning sms,Rainy day,Sardar sms,Wise word sms, santa banta message,wise word message,etc,etc,
After a couple of months,
Me:Bitch,,,aviation blonde,Aunt Jemima
Vp:What happened ?
Me:Anki betrayed me,,,i wasted 5500 on phone bills,and i don't know
how many nights on her plus my malehood fluid which went away in
sewer drain without any result.She is a hardcore B.
Vp:Man,,,i gave you a BBW and now you call her a B.She was a HB for
you when you met her and now she is an aviation blonde.What
Me:See my inbox.
Me:Na ,,,my inbox?
Vp:(After reading the messages in the inbox)Ha ! ha ! ha!
Well the message in the inbox were the last couple of days conversation.Not to mention in my words,they are as follows:
Me:Will you marry?
Anki:Who?You?(After a pause before i could reveal my feelings)No.I will never marry.I am happy without marriage.
Anki:Why you ask that?
Me:(Skipping the question)Yesterday was my night shift.
Anki:Sooo sad...No rest the whole night and today full bed rest. Ha ! Ha!
Me:You know ,yesterday boiler tripped and you came in my thoughts the
very moment i synchronised the generator with the infinite bus.
Anki:Hooo !Hoooo! (Instead of encouraging this steamy
conversation)What is boiler trip and bus doing in a power plant?
Me:(Skipping the question very politely)You remember me.
Anki:Yes,Yes!At the time i message you and sometimes when you
Me:(Heart break) Only two times.
Anki:Two times isn't enough.I can 't think about you all the times.That
would be a different kind of relationship.
Me:(Hiding my feelings and trying to express in a different way)You
know a person feels comfort only in two place.
Me:One,When he is on bed after C shift and the other you will not
Anki:Why i will not understand?
Me:Because you said you will never marry.You remember?
Anki:Yeah...I said it like that only....What is the other place
Me:When you are with your wife after B shift.
During the next days and furthur to come ,we talked about APJ Abdul Kalam becoming the president,exchanged all kind of sms es,etc.We also talked about our foods,dinner,breakfast,etc.
I asked her to read my blog.
Me :You read my blog.
Anki:Hey.Its really gud...u mention ur power plant in an amazing way...i
am spellbound yaar...gud comparison of yur plant wid d rocket ha
ha...n haan u have a girlfriend,,,did'nt mention it before
Me:Thanx for reading.U liked it.Going to kolkata 2day.
Anki:Kolkata for what reason...ya gf Kavita se milne.
Me:Na..Na...She got married a couple of years back.Going to take a exam.
She was my school crush.You too must have a crush on somebody...
Anki:Nopes...Not lucky on this one.Ok...All the best for the exams.
She started getting busy which resulted in her of ignoring me. Well, everybody has his life and their daily work.I got impatient sometimes.She was growing as if i was getting addicted towards her.But she denied to understand or reply to my feelings.May be this was too early.But what today happened, i think this relationship did'nt deserve to be continued furthur.
Me:Hi,,you are well na?
(No message for another next some days,i was also getting busy in my shifts)
Me:Hi,,,say somethinglife has turned dull in doing shifts....Has your
message pack finished.
Anki:(After a few hours)Nopes ,,,Why you called at 3 am in the night.
Me:I was in night shift and feeling sleepy.I was calling Aniket...I called
you by mistake.Infact it must have been a missed call because i cut
the call as soon as i saw you name on calling list.You seem to be
Anki:I was so much angry at that time.I had set my alarm for 4.30 and
you called me 1.30 hr before.I had to catch the train...I have'nt slept
well and i am feeling so my sleepy ,,,what i am doing in the office i
don't know.Yu know you have spoiled my day.
Anki:Actually,if someone wake me from my sleep...i get angry.Don't call
me late night or meassage me late night.
I was dumbstruck.What the fuck i was doing these fifteen days.
Me:Thank you and sorry.
Anki:Why Thank you?
Vp:Ha! Ha! Ha!So,you know now...
Me:Yes...Sorry and Thank You...This girl proved to be an eye opener.
Vp:Hey,,,best friends do not say sorry or thank you...
Me:I want to hug you.
Me:It will be be good if i love you like a girlfriend till my marriage...