After getting bored with Facebook and twitter,I see GOogle recognises twitter and not facebook.My fault,it does with a capital 'f'.
Yeah,I have come to know an important trait in my personality,i.e.,Laziness.I feel proud to reveal this sorry statement that i am somnolent.Or,i have grown this way since last week after I decided to enjoy life alone with a TV,Internet and some friends.The schedule was a success.But it failed miserably and gave me mental stress which allowed me to dream the dreams which i never thought I will ever dream off.Dreams start looking complicated when you start thinking in the dream,"What is the purpose of me in this dream"?The whole series of Matrix seemed to rotate with the speed of light in front of my eyes giving the message to the sycophant brain,"This dream is a dream and it never existed...Never existed."And I land into reality,on my bed with TV ON,windows shut,doors closed and High Speed Internet Connected.This was any teenage dream and I was living this dream.Thanks to my job.
Time for confessions
1: Television side effects You start watching Chunki Pandey and your heart starts appreciating the moves of Rakhi Sawant.The boring channels starts geting high TRP's from your side and the 2D television of yours begins to give you 3D effects with Dolby Digital Sound effect.The gloominess of the surrounding which has invaded the brain soon starts to govern the thoughts and their projection on the dreams.I too started showing symptoms which began clear to my brother when i started following Big Boss on facebook and began downloading its episodes . Nevertheless,it was a relief to my brother when i found that the entire season was not even available on internet.But I added to his horror when I started uploading Big Boss episodes on the internet.But,to my horror,it never got a peer till date.
Yeah,I have come to know an important trait in my personality,i.e.,Laziness.I feel proud to reveal this sorry statement that i am somnolent.Or,i have grown this way since last week after I decided to enjoy life alone with a TV,Internet and some friends.The schedule was a success.But it failed miserably and gave me mental stress which allowed me to dream the dreams which i never thought I will ever dream off.Dreams start looking complicated when you start thinking in the dream,"What is the purpose of me in this dream"?The whole series of Matrix seemed to rotate with the speed of light in front of my eyes giving the message to the sycophant brain,"This dream is a dream and it never existed...Never existed."And I land into reality,on my bed with TV ON,windows shut,doors closed and High Speed Internet Connected.This was any teenage dream and I was living this dream.Thanks to my job.
Time for confessions
1: Television side effects You start watching Chunki Pandey and your heart starts appreciating the moves of Rakhi Sawant.The boring channels starts geting high TRP's from your side and the 2D television of yours begins to give you 3D effects with Dolby Digital Sound effect.The gloominess of the surrounding which has invaded the brain soon starts to govern the thoughts and their projection on the dreams.I too started showing symptoms which began clear to my brother when i started following Big Boss on facebook and began downloading its episodes . Nevertheless,it was a relief to my brother when i found that the entire season was not even available on internet.But I added to his horror when I started uploading Big Boss episodes on the internet.But,to my horror,it never got a peer till date.
2: Internet usage and data spent
Though I succeeded in uploading the entire season of Big Boss but my insight to the use of internet was completely different.I assure you , I did'nt download a single nibble of porn content.But I did watched a lot Justice League cartoon on you tube. Infact ,I watched all sort of cartoon and followed Comic Addicts community on facebook to which i added some serious stuffs.Even some cartoons from Pogo TV became my favourite.Though my brother turned mad all the time at me but I think he understood my condition.I spent most of the time cherishing the reality which my sub conscious mind created round me.I became a member of the justice league with Amazon woman as my fighting partner.But ,in that dimension,I missed my Ben 10,000 watch.After spending most of my real as well as virtual time in other dimension ,well other than with having cartesian,spherical and cylindrical contents,I also used my high speed internet to try fruitless attempts to hack my friend's email-id by employing all kinds of tips and tricks available on the internet.Well, I suppose I learned a little bit of virus programming. :) Not to miss the fact,that I remained online on facebook,gtalk/google +,orkut,twitter and yahoo messenger all the time whether I was conscious,sub-conscious or unconscious.I lived my moment but nobody dared chatting me the second time.So,I made a lot of friends.Making new friends-my new hobby and I did nt belive when I was reading the article written by me,"tips and tricks for making new friends in Less than 1 minute".
3: Food habits
I will only say that I behaved like a zombie feeding only on chicken and fishes with no or less than no green vegetables.Please don't ask who brought chickens and fishes.Chickens flew to me through my window and fishes came through water pipes and i usually found them enjoying swimming in the water basin and basking in the light of the tube-light.I successfully added a couple of kilos to my weight.
4:Something happened...
Well,something happened...
I starting talking to her.She and I shared the same classroom,9 hours a day for a long 12 years along with 60 odd boys and girls but sadly,I must admit we started talking and sharing our stories which happened years ago or which was happening or which was going to happen years ahead from then like best friends after 20 years ,somewhere near my 24th birthday.She was first to wish,first to spread a million dollar smile on my face where my facial expression parameters can be said as non-linear,time variant.
*The nature's call was attended on a regular basis but bathing was temporary necessity during the somnolent period.
#To be continued
@In the next post-"A new addition to Zero:An old friend"
Though I succeeded in uploading the entire season of Big Boss but my insight to the use of internet was completely different.I assure you , I did'nt download a single nibble of porn content.But I did watched a lot Justice League cartoon on you tube. Infact ,I watched all sort of cartoon and followed Comic Addicts community on facebook to which i added some serious stuffs.Even some cartoons from Pogo TV became my favourite.Though my brother turned mad all the time at me but I think he understood my condition.I spent most of the time cherishing the reality which my sub conscious mind created round me.I became a member of the justice league with Amazon woman as my fighting partner.But ,in that dimension,I missed my Ben 10,000 watch.After spending most of my real as well as virtual time in other dimension ,well other than with having cartesian,spherical and cylindrical contents,I also used my high speed internet to try fruitless attempts to hack my friend's email-id by employing all kinds of tips and tricks available on the internet.Well, I suppose I learned a little bit of virus programming. :) Not to miss the fact,that I remained online on facebook,gtalk/google +,orkut,twitter and yahoo messenger all the time whether I was conscious,sub-conscious or unconscious.I lived my moment but nobody dared chatting me the second time.So,I made a lot of friends.Making new friends-my new hobby and I did nt belive when I was reading the article written by me,"tips and tricks for making new friends in Less than 1 minute".
3: Food habits
I will only say that I behaved like a zombie feeding only on chicken and fishes with no or less than no green vegetables.Please don't ask who brought chickens and fishes.Chickens flew to me through my window and fishes came through water pipes and i usually found them enjoying swimming in the water basin and basking in the light of the tube-light.I successfully added a couple of kilos to my weight.
4:Something happened...
Well,something happened...
I starting talking to her.She and I shared the same classroom,9 hours a day for a long 12 years along with 60 odd boys and girls but sadly,I must admit we started talking and sharing our stories which happened years ago or which was happening or which was going to happen years ahead from then like best friends after 20 years ,somewhere near my 24th birthday.She was first to wish,first to spread a million dollar smile on my face where my facial expression parameters can be said as non-linear,time variant.
*The nature's call was attended on a regular basis but bathing was temporary necessity during the somnolent period.
#To be continued
@In the next post-"A new addition to Zero:An old friend"
Ah Gunjan, the ups and downs of this phenomenon called young life! (lol) Highly entertaining read my friend. Many thanks for sharing. I've been absent from my blog and social networking for some months now, but I just wanted to take the time to say thanks for the visit/comment. Here's hoping you enjoy the rest of the week ahead.
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Thanks Andy for your valuable comments and appreciation.
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